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THIS ONE IS FOR TYPING STYLE FONT & TEXT POSTS YOU FUCK:
<span style="font: 1em Courier, monospace;">TEXT GOES HERE</span>

LET'S BE LAZY; HERE'S ONE FOR QUICK BRACKETS:
[ <small>META TEXT</small> ]

HERE'S HOW TO LINK SOMETHING WITH DISPLAY TEXT, FRICKAFRACK:
<a href="LINK">DISPLAY TEXT</a>

THIS ONE IS FOR POSTING IMAGES WOW AMAZE:
<img src="IMAGE URL HERE">

LINKING TO ANOTHER SITE IS THIS FORMAT:
<user name=USERNAME site=SITE.COM> EXAMPLE: <user name=nerdlordmcgee site=plurk.com

MAKE A NORMAL VANILLA TEXT BOX WITH THIS HOT DAMN:
<textarea><[/]textarea> REMOVE BRACKETS AROUND SLASH

HERE IS FOR CONTROLLING HOW BIG A TEXT BOX IS:
<textarea cols=500 rows=20 style="max-width: 100%">YOUR CODE GOES HERE<[/]textarea> REMOVE BRACKETS AROUND SLASH